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anlmarz181
 Number of posts: 754
Age: 16
Location: Casuntingan, Mandaue City
Job/hobbies: Still Studying../ playing computer , online games , making friends many more..
Registration date: 2009-05-28
 |  Subject: Another Crazy People Talk Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:07 pm | |
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| A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town
in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual
dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her
chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde
jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What
does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a
person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name
of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the
blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that
little jerk on your knee!''
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anlmarz181
Number of posts: 754
Age: 16
Location: Casuntingan, Mandaue City
Job/hobbies: Still Studying../ playing computer , online games , making friends many more..
Registration date: 2009-05-28
| | Subject: Re: Another Crazy People Talk Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:11 pm | |
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| One night, three guys are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are cheating on them.
The first guy says he thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed.
They all agree, and the second guy tells his story. He says he thinks
his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under
his bed.
They all agree, and then the third guy says, "That's nothing! My wife
is the worst! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't
believe she's screwing a horse."
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anlmarz181
Number of posts: 754
Age: 16
Location: Casuntingan, Mandaue City
Job/hobbies: Still Studying../ playing computer , online games , making friends many more..
Registration date: 2009-05-28
| | Subject: Re: Another Crazy People Talk Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:14 pm | |
| An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger
comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100
Egyptian pounds.
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it." |
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>][GaraY][<
Number of posts: 450
Age: 17
Location: "BUTUAN AREA"
Job/hobbies: Playing Computer Games
Registration date: 2009-07-30
| | Subject: Re: Another Crazy People Talk Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:06 pm | |
| i cant understand ?  |
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GhettoMix
Number of posts: 14
Age: 17
Location: Land before time
Job/hobbies: Student
Registration date: 2009-08-19
| | Subject: Re: Another Crazy People Talk Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:58 pm | |
| Marz amaw! haha! Mustamos amigo?? I cant understand on what yer saying. xD  |
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john13
Number of posts: 208
Age: 22
Job/hobbies: playing MuDS
Registration date: 2009-06-28
| | Subject: Re: Another Crazy People Talk Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:06 am | |
| haha.. those are funny.. can i share them in my facebook? ^_^ |
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mielyn143
Moderator
 Number of posts: 1541
Age: 16
Location: GreenBelt Drive Quiot Pardo Cebu City
Job/hobbies: still studying! and im addicted in playing computer games!^^
Registration date: 2009-05-16
| | Subject: Re: Another Crazy People Talk Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:28 pm | |
| Ang dAmi nmn nyAn mar^^ hihihi!
kAkatamad baSahin..xD |
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yobob69
Game Master
Number of posts: 439
Age: 40
Location: valenzuela city
Job/hobbies: basketball/badminton/airsoft
Registration date: 2009-05-24
| | Subject: Re: Another Crazy People Talk Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:17 am | |
| WEW !!! wide reader k pala marz ??? s Readers Digest mu yan nakuha noh ??? nyahahahahahahahahaha or FHM ??? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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faded49
Number of posts: 78
Age: 16
Location: Ambulong Batangas City
Job/hobbies: Gaming with ZMU and otherz
Registration date: 2009-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Another Crazy People Talk Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:19 pm | |
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_GRAVITY_
Number of posts: 115
Age: 20
Job/hobbies: studies and playing MU.
Registration date: 2009-08-17
| | Subject: Re: Another Crazy People Talk Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:37 pm | |
| | Quote: | A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town
in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual
dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her
chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde
jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What
does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a
person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name
of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the
blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that
little jerk on your knee!'' |
waahhhh what a joke!! |
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MoDeRaToR
Number of posts: 138
Age: 22
Job/hobbies: CompSci Undergraduate
Registration date: 2009-08-07
| | Subject: Re: Another Crazy People Talk Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:45 pm | |
| FHM?? hahha! _________________  We may not be bound to succeed....but we are always bound to be true. |
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